Posted by: Patricia Hysong | October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween

Pumkin

Here are some jokes to share with the young and the young at heart.

What do you call a bat in a belfry?

A dingbat.

What do ghost spread on a bagel?

Scream cheese.

Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?

Because he was having a coffin fit.

What’s a frogs favorite Halloween sweet?

Lollihops!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

Rap Music.

Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”

“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”

What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?

Broom mates!

What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?

Candy corneas.

Here’s wishing you a safe and happy Halloween.

This information is provided courtesy of the Wyoming AgrAbility Project. For more information, visit our website or call toll-free at 866-395-4986.

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